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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}

{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}

{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}

{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}

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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}

{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}

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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

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