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{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
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Pheia discophora is a moth in the subfamily Arctiinae. It was described by Paul Dognin in 1909. It is found in Colombia.
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
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